MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my morning dose of coffee like a person needs oxygen. Honestly, the thought of starting my day without it makes me stress. Latte doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my mind. I am a being of habit, and that tradition is my coffee. Running